Friday, July 14, 2006

If Sholay & DDLJ were to be remade together?

Garajwala Tangewali Le Jayenga

Dump…all in love

A Bas Chopra Film

Barring: Mahrukh Shan and Kyajhol

Statutory Warning : Reading this can cause permanent malfunction of your brain cells.

The Characters in this are not purely fictious and any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely intentional.

This is a love story that makes you feel like ‘fall’ing in love all over again

Garaj is a mechanic whose dad’s runs a Garage in far away Jhumritalaiya.

Simrun is a gaon ki chori whose bauji owns a sharab ki bhatti in Ramgadh district.

The gav is fraught with danger of dakku Rubber Singh. It’s more so for Simrun b’coz Rubber is in love not with a pencil but with Simrun.

One day Simrun decides to go to attend the mashoor Kumbh ka mela. There some goondas try to loot her izzat. But out superman hero Garaj who is also present there fights the 10-12 goons alone and rescues her without even dropping an inch of his blood. After all he’s our Indian hero jisne bachpan me apni maa ka dhood piya hain. The two instantly fall in love with each other.

But the big problem arises when Simrun reveals that bauji has fixed her wedding to a famous sharabi in Ramgadh, Chiru.

A disappointed Garaj does back to Jhumritalaya with his tuta hua dil.

But his big bapu encourages him to chase his dream. And bring back his lover. So the two come in Ramgadh in search of Simrun.

But first, they run into Baswanti at the Ramgadh railway station. Now Garaj’s dad falls in love with the tangewalis nakhras and leaves his son all alone to find his lover.

Meanwhile, Rubber comes to know of Simrun’s new majnu and makes him a bandhi. Simrun gets this buri khabar through the reliable khabri of the gaon, chacha A K Dangal.

She asks the sharabi Chiru to help her out. But he refuses saying that he will help her only if she promises to marry him and not Garaj.

Enters Vijai, Chiru’s best friend who comes forward to offer madat. But Vijai is in love with Baswanti and promises to lend a helping hand only if Garaj asks his father to choodao picha from Baswanti.

Simrun pledges to get Garaj to do it. So with great difficulty, Vijai brings back Garaj from the changul of Rubber only to find out that Garaj doesn’t keep up to his promise. So now Vijai joins hands with Rubber and decides to teach the duo a lesson.

They kabzao Simrun and Garaj and ask Simrun to dance on the branded ‘Aisa-heen’ glasses which she willingly does for her love…haa jab tak hain jaan jane jahan ‘Aisa-heen’ pe main nachoongi.

But Chiru comes to know of this and goes to save her lover. In the mara maari he gets killed. But not before he rescues his lover. Now Simrun is so moved by Chriu’s sacrifice that she doesn’t marry Garaj and decides to become Chiru’s ardhangini.

Meanwhile, Garaj’s dad and Baswanti tie the nuptial knot and go on a honeymoon to ‘Charanpur’ while Garaj not confident of handling his garage alone offers both his jaani dushmans Rubber and Vijai a job in their garage in Jhumritaliaya. Rubber fed up of all the maara mari all his life wants to live a seedha sadha life so decides to go with Garaj.

Vijai on the other hand refuses and instead goes on to become the new sardar of the dakkus in Ramgarh.

He has competition though as a new gang lead by Chunnabhai MBBS (Mar Bole to Bahut Strong) enters the scene.

And no one in the village lives happily ever after…

End bole to ekdum jhakaas mamu!

No comments: